Let me first begin by saying how much I love all (most) things British. I could live on Fish and Chips and Maynards Wine Gums for the rest of my life, and I did when I interned in London. Oh, and how could I forget Hob Knobs? I LOVE Hob Knobs! I would do a dance for Hob Knobs. And the Beatles, who doesn't love the Beatles? But above all these wonderful British concoctions is my adulation for British obscure researches. Injury due to biscuit study anyone? (hands down my favorite British study) Oh, or the one they wanted to use men who looked at porn versus men who didn't look at porn to determine the ratio of men who view porn to the men who don't view porn . The result? They could not find any men that didn't watch porn. Their conclusion? Everyone watches porn! These people are genius I tell you.
So when I discovered a recent British poll on Telegraph naming the "best looking nations" according to a recent poll I immediately clicked on it. And guess what nation is number 1 according to "5,000 globe-trotting Brits"?
Give up?
America!
As everything else in the country continues to go to shit Americans can find solace in knowing British world travelers find our people to be very pleasing to the eye. I know I'm going to sleep better at night.
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